Really Scary Lyrics

It's the most frightening thing in the world
It's the scariest sight I've ever seen
The most chilling visual
The most terrifying scene
It's awful, it's c***py, it's monstrous, it's bad
It's really really huge
It's a fat man in a Speedo
I'm walking on a beach in a tropical isle
Hoping to enjoy the sand and surf
When I see a mound of baby-oiled flesh
Rolling and a broiling in the foam

The only thing that's holding this
Explosion of Caucasian is
A tiny red synthetic coloured thread
I try to sink it in the sand
And entomb it in a castle but
It always manages to break free
The fat man in a Speedo
I'm having nightmares

I'm scared to open my eyes
I try to free myself
By going to the buffet
But there he is
He even eats in his Speedo
I take up a collection at the bar the next day
And everybody gives to the cause
To rent a helicopter that will take this whale

To Cuba and free the horizon from his bulk
We have a celebration
In one of his indentations
And throw a bowl of jello in the air

We think we've escaped and our scenery is clear
But in comes a plane from Germany
Thirty fat German men and they all wearing Speedos!