Mac:
The name's Little Mac, I'm the Punch-Out!! king.
I'll float like a b***erfly, sting like a bee.
That g********* Mike Tyson ain't got s*** on me.
Put the gloves on and KO for the world to see.
I got the Doc in my corner, he's my right-hand man.
I already beat King Hippo b****, I ain't playin'!
I got my special punch ready for you suckers that test me.
Knock 'em out in round one, that's how the good Lord blessed me.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
What's up, Doc?
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
Uh-huh.
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
Because I told you before, that I'm the Punch-Out!! king.
Mike Tyson ain't got s*** against me in the ring.
See I've been trainin' and buffin' up, I broke Glass Joe's nose.
I'm d*** good at what I do, this is the life that I chose!
See once you step to the Mac you're through.
Come in with an attitude and leave with a bruise!
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
0-0-5-7-3-7 baby!
Before the 5-4-2-3 for my montage ladies.
Like, I don't usually cheat, but the game keeps on f*****' up.
And now I'm back and ready for the brawl, now what's up?
See, I've been trainin' for a minute, got my pink suit on.
As the Doc always told me!
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
See I'll keep punchin' 'em out, sendin' 'em down the ring.
Don't even front you shouldn't have f*****, with me.
Down on the ground, singin' out loud, for sure.
Little Mac's in the ring, and I ain't gonna take no more.
Mike Tyson:
I'm gonna rip out your heart and feed it to ya.
Then step on your children's t*******s.
I'm gonna make you scream like my wife.
The name's Mike Tyson, I'm the king of the ring.
I got my shoes tied tight.
My red gloves and I'm bringin' the sting.
Little Mac:
I'm only 17 but I'm from Brooklyn, nice to meet ya.
This town is known for me, the Ninja Turtles and Pizza.
Mike Tyson:
I'm discombobulatingly devastating, f*** with me.
My defense is impregnable, you got nothin' comin'.
Little Mac:
b**** please.
You hear that crowd? It's for me.
I'm a one man Mike Tyson killing-machine. I'm gonna hit ya.
Mike Tyson:
Ow! Why'd you hit me in my face?!
Little Mac:
See, I'm only 5'1, but you ain't gonna intimidate.
Mike Tyson:
Gimme a break, I just wanna fornicate!
Little Mac:
Well you'll be spittin' out blood with my next hit, okay?
Mike Tyson:
Okay, woowoowoowoo. Hey wait a second, I'm confused.
When you're messin' around with Mike Tyson, you straight lose.
Little Mac:
s***, I got a star, here's my special punch, bro.
I think it's time for me to split, 3, 2, 1 KO.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
The name's Little Mac, I'm the Punch-Out!! king.
I'll float like a b***erfly, sting like a bee.
That g********* Mike Tyson ain't got s*** on me.
Put the gloves on and KO for the world to see.
I got the Doc in my corner, he's my right-hand man.
I already beat King Hippo b****, I ain't playin'!
I got my special punch ready for you suckers that test me.
Knock 'em out in round one, that's how the good Lord blessed me.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
What's up, Doc?
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
Uh-huh.
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
Because I told you before, that I'm the Punch-Out!! king.
Mike Tyson ain't got s*** against me in the ring.
See I've been trainin' and buffin' up, I broke Glass Joe's nose.
I'm d*** good at what I do, this is the life that I chose!
See once you step to the Mac you're through.
Come in with an attitude and leave with a bruise!
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
0-0-5-7-3-7 baby!
Before the 5-4-2-3 for my montage ladies.
Like, I don't usually cheat, but the game keeps on f*****' up.
And now I'm back and ready for the brawl, now what's up?
See, I've been trainin' for a minute, got my pink suit on.
As the Doc always told me!
*Bleep-bloop speech sound effect*
See I'll keep punchin' 'em out, sendin' 'em down the ring.
Don't even front you shouldn't have f*****, with me.
Down on the ground, singin' out loud, for sure.
Little Mac's in the ring, and I ain't gonna take no more.
Mike Tyson:
I'm gonna rip out your heart and feed it to ya.
Then step on your children's t*******s.
I'm gonna make you scream like my wife.
The name's Mike Tyson, I'm the king of the ring.
I got my shoes tied tight.
My red gloves and I'm bringin' the sting.
Little Mac:
I'm only 17 but I'm from Brooklyn, nice to meet ya.
This town is known for me, the Ninja Turtles and Pizza.
Mike Tyson:
I'm discombobulatingly devastating, f*** with me.
My defense is impregnable, you got nothin' comin'.
Little Mac:
b**** please.
You hear that crowd? It's for me.
I'm a one man Mike Tyson killing-machine. I'm gonna hit ya.
Mike Tyson:
Ow! Why'd you hit me in my face?!
Little Mac:
See, I'm only 5'1, but you ain't gonna intimidate.
Mike Tyson:
Gimme a break, I just wanna fornicate!
Little Mac:
Well you'll be spittin' out blood with my next hit, okay?
Mike Tyson:
Okay, woowoowoowoo. Hey wait a second, I'm confused.
When you're messin' around with Mike Tyson, you straight lose.
Little Mac:
s***, I got a star, here's my special punch, bro.
I think it's time for me to split, 3, 2, 1 KO.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.
It's goin' down, Punch-Out!!, that's the name of the game.
I hear you m************ talkin' but I ain't sayin' a thing.
Little Mac representin', make your move then punk.
Five seconds to the bell and then I'm f*****' you up.