HAHA!
I'm gonna hit you in the face, with my big a** fists.
We're the Battletoads b**** and we don't take no s***.
Enemies step up and they get knocked the f*** out.
Knocked the f*** out, so what the f***'s up now?
Punch a bird in the face and use his its as a weapon.
And ride a jet to the goal and keep them all guessin'.
How did they do that?
Do what?
Get through that.
Oh.
The place with the snakes.
I don't know.
But it's true that we're comin' with the force, and we'll be there soon.
You can't stop us, m*********** no matter what you do.
'Cause we're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent, m***********, we're the Battletoads.
I told you m************ better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows.
You never f*** around with the BATTLETOADS.
Here we go.
Round 2, what the hell you gonna do?
When we take the enemy and kick his a** to the moon?
You see, I beat the ice zone with precision.
Surfed on the river like a man on a mission.
Destroyed the enemies and left them all b******'.
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen!
See them f*****' Ninja Turtles ain't got s*** on this.
What?!
Whoop their a**, introduce 'em to my fists.
I may be warty, but I got some skill.
I got a b******' arm band, and a license to kill.
We're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent, m*********** we're the Battletoads.
I told you m************ better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows.
You never f*** around with the BATTLETOADS.
Professor T. Bird with an a**ignent for you.
It looks like Princess Angelica and Pimple are doomed.
Unless you hurry hurry hurry go rescue them soon.
Show the Dark Queen the meaning of what it is we do.
Here we go, now!
We're gonna break down, like a skin disease.
Save Pimple and the Princess from the Dark Queen.
I'm tellin' ya right now, Professor T..
There ain't nobody gonna f*** with me!
Make my way through the stage, I'm a fist of rage!
Just stay the f*** out of my way, okay?
Because I'm very p***** off.
It's a f***** up day, and in a f***** up way.
I'm gonna mess up your face!
I'll take the b**** on the right, you take the left.
Kick their a** to the moon, I think their a** r*****ed.
Break through with fortress with style, too, be askin' yourself-.
What'd I get myself into?
We're comin' to the rescue like heroes do.
When we make it to the Queen I'll c*** punch her, too.
We're the Battletoads b****, you'd better watch your back.
I'm gonna lay you out flat like a heart-attack!
Down to the right, up to the left.
Bring on the holes, b**** it ain't no contest.
I'm dodgin' and weavin', barely competin'.
Ride on the ramp, crash through the ceilin'.
There's a hole in the floor. Jump over it, it ain't there any more!
I'm comin' through y'all, better know your role.
Till the Dark Queen ain't the Dark Queen no more.
'Till my broham ain't kidnapped no more.
'Til we find the Princess and tag-team that w****!
Bring on the rat, we'll whoop that m*********** like BOOM.
We're on our way to the Dark Queen's Lair.
We've got to be prepared because we're almost there.
When we enter the battle, think twice, watch what you're doin'.
One mistake that we make and Pimple and the Princess are Doom.
Don't come over to my side; I'm left, you are on the right.
I hope she puts up a fight.
'Cause BATTLETOADS ARE BRINGIN' THE BOOM.
What the f*** are you doin' here Battletoads?!
I will destroy you! You can't hit me, I'm a woman!
I realize you're a woman but I really don't care.
You're gonna have to tell the doctor you fell down the stairs.
You're gonna need them sunglasses for them black eyes, w****.
I've been drinkin' since breakfast, I don't care any more!
Spinnin' around, in circles, kickin' me wearin' me down.
If I were a Ninja Turtle I would be dead by now!
But I got skills beyond recognition, a fist in your a**.
That's what you get for f*****' around with Zitz and Rash!
Sorry! I'm SOOO SORRY!
Hey Zitz, check it out I got a baseball bat.
It's my woman-beatin' Louisville whackamasmack.
This d*** crack's got me hungry, let's go get us a snack.
So we can eat after this gang-bang and take a nap. Yeah!
Sounds good Rash, but where the hell did you get a bat?
This game doesn't have bats, lay off of the crack!
Shiiiiit...
Why are we even rescuin' this worn-out w****?
I say we take Pimple out, that way both of us score.
HIGH FIVE!
I'm gonna hit you in the face, with my big a** fists.
We're the Battletoads b**** and we don't take no s***.
Enemies step up and they get knocked the f*** out.
Knocked the f*** out, so what the f***'s up now?
Punch a bird in the face and use his its as a weapon.
And ride a jet to the goal and keep them all guessin'.
How did they do that?
Do what?
Get through that.
Oh.
The place with the snakes.
I don't know.
But it's true that we're comin' with the force, and we'll be there soon.
You can't stop us, m*********** no matter what you do.
'Cause we're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent, m***********, we're the Battletoads.
I told you m************ better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows.
You never f*** around with the BATTLETOADS.
Here we go.
Round 2, what the hell you gonna do?
When we take the enemy and kick his a** to the moon?
You see, I beat the ice zone with precision.
Surfed on the river like a man on a mission.
Destroyed the enemies and left them all b******'.
I'm so hungry I could eat a whole kitchen!
See them f*****' Ninja Turtles ain't got s*** on this.
What?!
Whoop their a**, introduce 'em to my fists.
I may be warty, but I got some skill.
I got a b******' arm band, and a license to kill.
We're the Battletoads.
We're the Battletoads.
What what, what what what we're the Battletoads.
Represent, m*********** we're the Battletoads.
I told you m************ better leave us alone.
Messin' with the best, and everyone knows.
You never f*** around with the BATTLETOADS.
Professor T. Bird with an a**ignent for you.
It looks like Princess Angelica and Pimple are doomed.
Unless you hurry hurry hurry go rescue them soon.
Show the Dark Queen the meaning of what it is we do.
Here we go, now!
We're gonna break down, like a skin disease.
Save Pimple and the Princess from the Dark Queen.
I'm tellin' ya right now, Professor T..
There ain't nobody gonna f*** with me!
Make my way through the stage, I'm a fist of rage!
Just stay the f*** out of my way, okay?
Because I'm very p***** off.
It's a f***** up day, and in a f***** up way.
I'm gonna mess up your face!
I'll take the b**** on the right, you take the left.
Kick their a** to the moon, I think their a** r*****ed.
Break through with fortress with style, too, be askin' yourself-.
What'd I get myself into?
We're comin' to the rescue like heroes do.
When we make it to the Queen I'll c*** punch her, too.
We're the Battletoads b****, you'd better watch your back.
I'm gonna lay you out flat like a heart-attack!
Down to the right, up to the left.
Bring on the holes, b**** it ain't no contest.
I'm dodgin' and weavin', barely competin'.
Ride on the ramp, crash through the ceilin'.
There's a hole in the floor. Jump over it, it ain't there any more!
I'm comin' through y'all, better know your role.
Till the Dark Queen ain't the Dark Queen no more.
'Till my broham ain't kidnapped no more.
'Til we find the Princess and tag-team that w****!
Bring on the rat, we'll whoop that m*********** like BOOM.
We're on our way to the Dark Queen's Lair.
We've got to be prepared because we're almost there.
When we enter the battle, think twice, watch what you're doin'.
One mistake that we make and Pimple and the Princess are Doom.
Don't come over to my side; I'm left, you are on the right.
I hope she puts up a fight.
'Cause BATTLETOADS ARE BRINGIN' THE BOOM.
What the f*** are you doin' here Battletoads?!
I will destroy you! You can't hit me, I'm a woman!
I realize you're a woman but I really don't care.
You're gonna have to tell the doctor you fell down the stairs.
You're gonna need them sunglasses for them black eyes, w****.
I've been drinkin' since breakfast, I don't care any more!
Spinnin' around, in circles, kickin' me wearin' me down.
If I were a Ninja Turtle I would be dead by now!
But I got skills beyond recognition, a fist in your a**.
That's what you get for f*****' around with Zitz and Rash!
Sorry! I'm SOOO SORRY!
Hey Zitz, check it out I got a baseball bat.
It's my woman-beatin' Louisville whackamasmack.
This d*** crack's got me hungry, let's go get us a snack.
So we can eat after this gang-bang and take a nap. Yeah!
Sounds good Rash, but where the hell did you get a bat?
This game doesn't have bats, lay off of the crack!
Shiiiiit...
Why are we even rescuin' this worn-out w****?
I say we take Pimple out, that way both of us score.
HIGH FIVE!