My daddy bought me a car
He'd never think I would go this far
Racing down through the city
in my Mercedes Cabriolet
like a singing richochet
I head for the beach
as the wig is flowing in the breeze
Ruth is feeding me with cheese
Yes I'm a fake, but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
and we're so g****** great
My band is on top of the world
that's what people think
and yeah that's the g****** truth
and my wife's name is Ruth
My rock n roll age is twenty
but the fact is I'm plenty
I will never give up my fame
but people say I'm so f****** lame
We woke up the pharaos, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutancamon went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses
Yes I'm a fake, but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
and we're so g****** great
On the weekends I play golf
with my dear friend Dr.Rolf
He's the one who fixed my face
cause I don;t wanna look like a basket case
People do not know I'm a fake
that could be more than they could take
I'm wearing makeup to look so good
the bandana keeps the wig in place
We woke up the pharaos, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutancamon went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses
He'd never think I would go this far
Racing down through the city
in my Mercedes Cabriolet
like a singing richochet
I head for the beach
as the wig is flowing in the breeze
Ruth is feeding me with cheese
Yes I'm a fake, but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
and we're so g****** great
My band is on top of the world
that's what people think
and yeah that's the g****** truth
and my wife's name is Ruth
My rock n roll age is twenty
but the fact is I'm plenty
I will never give up my fame
but people say I'm so f****** lame
We woke up the pharaos, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutancamon went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses
Yes I'm a fake, but don't you tell anyone
I'm a singer in a rock n roll band
and we're so g****** great
On the weekends I play golf
with my dear friend Dr.Rolf
He's the one who fixed my face
cause I don;t wanna look like a basket case
People do not know I'm a fake
that could be more than they could take
I'm wearing makeup to look so good
the bandana keeps the wig in place
We woke up the pharaos, we played by the Nile
Mummy metal for the masses
Tutancamon went wild, Cleopatra she smiled
First aid for the masses