I Dreamed I Was the Devil Lyrics

Last night I dreamed I was the devil in a bright polyester suit
I had a little hat with a quail feather
and I swear to God I looked so cute
Oh I love playing with that voodoo,
I love smoking on a big ole fat cigar
And if you ain't afraid of who you do to,
then I will show you who you really are
And you and I we will fly to New Orleans,
try to find us a God-fearing man
And if there ain't no one left to stop my cleaver theft
Then we will drive to Las Vegas and wash our hands
Well you know that I never had no mother and I don't like to talk about my dad
And you know that I never pray to Jesus
But I use his name for every war that we've ever had
And you and I we will fly to New Orleans,
try to find us a God-fearing man
And if there ain't no one left to stop my cleaver theft
Then we will drive to Las Vegas and wash our hands
I got myself a wicked Caddy,
it's black like nicotine and coal
I like drivin' around just smokin' on a big ole fatty
And my radio don't play nothin' but Nat King Cole