Father please take me back,
I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings,
I've done my time please take me home,
I was five, I was bad,
You sent me here erased my memory,
Babysitter washed my mouth with soap,
I was ten,
Had no friends,
The teacher hit me with a paddle,
The neighbors ate my little dog Ralph,
Father please take me back I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings
I've done my time please take me home
Please fly your s***eship out and beam me up
Don't leave me down here I'll be so good from now,
I had a girl,
She took her clothes off with my best friend,
I didn't know till they told me on TV,
I was mad,
My brother shot my favorite bird,
Everywhere I go they laugh at me
I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings,
I've done my time please take me home,
I was five, I was bad,
You sent me here erased my memory,
Babysitter washed my mouth with soap,
I was ten,
Had no friends,
The teacher hit me with a paddle,
The neighbors ate my little dog Ralph,
Father please take me back I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings
I've done my time please take me home
Please fly your s***eship out and beam me up
Don't leave me down here I'll be so good from now,
I had a girl,
She took her clothes off with my best friend,
I didn't know till they told me on TV,
I was mad,
My brother shot my favorite bird,
Everywhere I go they laugh at me