Teenage Beer Drinkin' Party Lyrics

HIDE ALL THE ANTIQUES
PUT ALL THE PAINTINGS AWAY
NOW IT'S MY TURN TO HEAT UP THE R.C.A.
OPEN UP THE FRIDGE
AND PUT ALL THE FOOD TO THE REAR
MAKE A LOT OF ROOM
FOR ANOTHER COUPLE BOXES OF BEER
WE'LL HAVE A TEENAGE BEER DRINKIN' PARTY
BEER DRINKIN' PARTY, BEER DRINKIN' PARTY
A TEENAGE BEER DRINKIN' PARTY
DANCIN' ON THE LIVING ROOM RUG

WE'LL ALL GO LOOKING
WHERE NOBODY KNOWS
OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND MAYBE TRY ON SOME CLOTHES
WE MIGHT GO HAWAIIAN, OR MAYBE DRESS UP STRAIGHT
JUST LIKE DADDY ON HIS FIRST DATE
THERE'S BODIES ON THE STAIRS
BODIES ALL OVER THE FLOOR
SOME OF THEM ARE SLEEPING
OR JUST CAN'T FIND THE DOOR

HIDE ALL THE ANTIQUES
PUT ALL THE PAINTINGS AWAY
NOW IT'S OUR TURN TO HEAT UP THE R.C.A.
CALL ALL THE NEIGHBOURS YOU GOTTA LET THEM KNOW
THIS PARTY GOT STARTED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO
WE ALL THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS OVER AT FIVE
BUT WE FOUND DADDY'S STASH TO KEEP US ALIVE
THERE'S NEIGHBOURS ABOVE ME
NEIGHBOURS WAY DOWN BELOW
BUT WE DON'T CARE
YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA LET ER' GO

TEENAGE BEER DRINKIN' PARTY
THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE LEFT US ALONE