Chillin' on the ship, swabbin' the p***deck
Suddenly have the urge to thrash and wreck your neck
Call up the cap'n, ask if you can rock
The silly bildgerat yells now "Go pack the food stock!"
Feeling like the scurvy has really got you down
Hoping for some meat now, even if it's ground.
With only chum in sight and no urge to chomp,
gather 'round the crew, its time to f****** stomp!
Do the peg-leg stomp!
Hook for a hand, a bit 'o wood for a leg.
And people always wonder why pirates always tap the keg!
If you were missing limbs, you'd be p***** too.
So drink and mosh and drink and thrash, and then we run you through!
Feeling like that scurvy has really got you down.
Hoping for some metal, the fastest shred around!
With only sea in sight and this really itchy rash,
gather 'round the crew, it's time to f****** thrash!
Suddenly have the urge to thrash and wreck your neck
Call up the cap'n, ask if you can rock
The silly bildgerat yells now "Go pack the food stock!"
Feeling like the scurvy has really got you down
Hoping for some meat now, even if it's ground.
With only chum in sight and no urge to chomp,
gather 'round the crew, its time to f****** stomp!
Do the peg-leg stomp!
Hook for a hand, a bit 'o wood for a leg.
And people always wonder why pirates always tap the keg!
If you were missing limbs, you'd be p***** too.
So drink and mosh and drink and thrash, and then we run you through!
Feeling like that scurvy has really got you down.
Hoping for some metal, the fastest shred around!
With only sea in sight and this really itchy rash,
gather 'round the crew, it's time to f****** thrash!