Since the royal coronation,
Back in 1953,
There's speculation,
Who the next King is gonna be?
Elizabeth, Her Majesty,
Has ruled very steadily,
But readily it might be time,
For her to retire.
People say William is obvious,
It feels like he's one of us,
But it's not his turn.
The next in succession,
Ought to be King Charles the third,
But I confess,
He doesn't really suit the media.
The man is nearly 70,
And though he's waited patiently,
Through the 70's and 80's and the 90's,
and so on.
He'll have ubiquitous photography,
Imagine who you'd rather see,
If Charles is king,
Then that makes Camilla, Queen.
A horse face,
I don't wanna see,
Everywhere on my TV,
It's guaranteed to turn you off.
We'd rather see Kate Middleton,
Fully dressed,
Or with nothing on.
Back in 1953,
There's speculation,
Who the next King is gonna be?
Elizabeth, Her Majesty,
Has ruled very steadily,
But readily it might be time,
For her to retire.
People say William is obvious,
It feels like he's one of us,
But it's not his turn.
The next in succession,
Ought to be King Charles the third,
But I confess,
He doesn't really suit the media.
The man is nearly 70,
And though he's waited patiently,
Through the 70's and 80's and the 90's,
and so on.
He'll have ubiquitous photography,
Imagine who you'd rather see,
If Charles is king,
Then that makes Camilla, Queen.
A horse face,
I don't wanna see,
Everywhere on my TV,
It's guaranteed to turn you off.
We'd rather see Kate Middleton,
Fully dressed,
Or with nothing on.