Give Him a Ball (And a Yard of Grass) Lyrics

Give him a ball & a yard of grass
He'll give you a move with perfect pass
Give him a ball & a yard of s***e
He'll give you a move with godly grace
He 's a nice young man with a lovely smile

A man can't have no greater love
Than give 9O minutes to his friends
If God meant game to be played up there
He would've put goal posts in the air
If God meant game to be played up there
He would've put goal posts in the air

If God meant game to be played up high
He would've built pitches in the sky
If God meant game to be played up high
He would've built pitches in the sky (Die!)