My Atari, turn off all the lights
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped
My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We'll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!
Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I'm b**pin' and jumpin' to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can't go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the s******
And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight
With shields dwindling and s***e Invaders in my sight
And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs
I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!
Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer s***e and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I'm set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day
My Atari! My Atari!
Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I've got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that w****
My Atari, didn't always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack
Whether in a s***e battle, or rustlin' cattle
You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won't offend my peepers 'cause his words are bleeped
My Atari's on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We'll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I'll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!
Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I'm b**pin' and jumpin' to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can't go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the s******
And I slide left and right, I'm puttin' up a fight
With shields dwindling and s***e Invaders in my sight
And so now I'm just sittin' here catchin' some bombs
I can play while on the toilet 'cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!
Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer s***e and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I'm set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin' all day
My Atari! My Atari!
Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I've got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it's time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that w****
My Atari, didn't always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer's Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
'Cause that's the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks 'cause I needed a snack
Whether in a s***e battle, or rustlin' cattle
You won't see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!