Unreliable Narrator Lyrics

he works at the sushi-place every sunday
gets enough to pay the rent
the rest of his money, is it stolen or lent?
h e's a shifty character
but then I'm the unreliable narrator
when he m*********s
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye

he goes dancing at the indie-club every friday
too shy to make a move
doesn't dare to talk
but his p****, I've seen it,
i t's hard and erect as a carrot, sir
h e lies dreaming in his bed every day
about someone, you know who
but he's not in love with her
he's not in love with her
unreliable narrator!
when he m*********s
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye
sideway stumbler
post-o***** slumberer
c*** the size of a cucumber
unreliable narrator!

when he m*********s
he thinks of pretty things
like the arch of your eyebrow
your almond shaped eye
the way you looked
when you said goodbye