Anthem for the Low in Self-Esteem Lyrics

He said I'll never be the
face on a magazine.
I hate my clothes and my
hair and my genes.
Type it out with 40,000 chimpanzees.
And come and play the muppet
that looks like me and my
friends and everyone else
who knows me.

Always a pleasure never a chore.
A red light flashing on and
off for applause.
Comfort blanket for the open
sores of my friends and
everyone else who knows me.

Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
Everybody wants to be my
special friend oh joy.
Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
An anthem for the low in
self-esteem oh boy.

Guess I'm pretty anxious of anxiety.
But this is a place that we all must be.
But you and I will never be
blessed with the best of the
rest and the 50 worst
dressed of the decade.
Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
Everybody wants to be my
special friend oh joy.
Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
An anthem for the low in
self-esteem oh boy.

We sing a song of freedom for
the low in self-esteem.
Surf a lowly singdom for the
low in self-esteem.

Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
Everybody wants to be my
special friend oh joy.
Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
An anthem for the low in
self-esteem oh joy.
Everybody loves me.
Always thinking of me.
An anthem for the low in
self-esteem oh boy.

I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
I'm bored.
All aboard.
All aboard.
All aboard.
All aboard.
All aboard.
All aboard.
All aboard.