Road Hogs Lyrics

Born and raised in this place called life
I got a serious case of the clap
Dirty visionaries killin' and stealin'
I'm a bonified psycho and I'm ready to snap
Bag of demon seed
Smoke a lotta weed
You can't stop me
Oh, hell no
Ultra greasy style
Smell my s*** for miles
Come and get me
Yeah, come on and get me, playa

Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog

On the highway, I am thick as s***
It's just the seat is really killin' my 'roids
Motorcycles and a fifth of the beam
I'm a double cammy shammy with a need to destroy, yeah

Super holy s***
p****, a** and t***
You can't stop me
Oh, hell no
Dang I missed a cue
Have a turkey
Yeah, come on and get me, man
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog

(He misses his cue)
Oh s*** man!
Nobody said anything
Dammit your f****** killing me guys!
Lick my feet you w****
Then go to the store
We need munchies
Go get me some munchies b****!
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog

June bugs on my face
Skeeters in my teeth
f*** it, oh s***
Man we're almost done
Ain't this s*** been fun?
See you later
Yeah, y'all come back now

Road hog, baby
Chicken fried, double cheese between your...