BFD Lyrics

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
THAT SHE WENT A-WOL
'CAUSE HE'S TRIED EVERYTHING FROM A TO Z
NOW IT'S J&B
M&M'S AND KFC
AND HE'S TRYING HARD TO MAKE HIMSELF BELIEVE
CHORUS:
IT AIN'T NO BFD
'CAUSE HE'S GOT CMT
NO S-E-X BUT THAT'S OK
AT LEAST HE AIN'T NO s*****
LIKE THAT P-H-D
WHO TOOK HIS EX AND RAN OFF TO L-A
SHE LIKED CNN
MADE FUN OF HIS TNN
SHE ALWAYS CALLED IT E-I-E-I-O
THEIR LOVE IS R-I-P
AT LEAST HE'S F-R-E-E
AND HE AIN'T CRYIN' IN HIS P-I-L-L-O

REPEAT CHORUS

ONE DAY HE ORDERED PIZZA
FOR SOME R&R WITH THE NFL
WHEN A DELIVERY GIRL NAMED LISA
STOLE HIS HEART WHEN SHE RANG HIS BELL
NOW THEY'RE IN EX-TA-SY
LIKE ANYONE WOULD BE
NO S-E-X YET BUT THAT'S OK
HE'S FEELIN' JUST LIKE A V-I-P
WITH ALL OF HER T-L-C
AND ASAP SHE'LL BE HIS FI-AN-CE
AND THAT'S A BFD IN A REAL GOOD WAY