Turn Out the Lights Lyrics

So you're big and kinda hairy
like a monkey at the zoo
I don't care if you're a monkey
with an a** that's red and blue
'Cause I'm gonna f*** you doggystyle
the way chihuahuas do
but I got one request
that I just have to ask of you
Turn out the lights
before you suck my d***
someone beat you with an ugly stick
I wanna f*** but you make me sick, so
turn out the lights, turn out the lights

So you think that I'm a loser
'cause I used to be in jail
and I got my GED diploma
last week in the mail
Well at least a man can exercise
if he gets too fat
but I got news for you
your face will always look like that

Turn out the lights
before I take a ride
you don't seem to have a good side
whip out a condom and the astro glide
turn out the lights, turn out the lights
I think I'm gonna hurl
Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
open your mouth baby, here come the pearls
turn out the lights, turn out the lights

Tell me when it's over
please me tell me you don't have VD
thank god that it's over, yeah

(Solo)

Well we all have indiscretions
I think you're my biggest yet
had to roll you in some flour
just to find where you were wet
Well this never woulda happened
if I hadn't lost that bet
I wonder if our grandkids
will ask us how we met

Turn out the lights
girl, it's way too bright
I don't wanna look at your cellulite
there ain't nothin on your body that's tight
turn out the lights, turn out the lights

Before you take of your clothes
I'm gonna tie you up with some garden hose
slap your t***, with my b**** on your nose
turn out the lights, turn out the lights

Before we do the deed
before I cover your box in my seed
I'm gonna pound you till you f****** start to bleed b****
turn out the lights, turn out the lights