Community Property Lyrics

I would give you the stars in the sky
but they're too far away
If you are a hooker you'd know
I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy
I'd be suddenly gay
'cause my heart belongs to you
my love is pure and true
my heart belongs to you
but my c*** is community property

you're the only girl that I like to screw
when I'm not on the road
when I come home my dinner's made
and the front lawn is mown
I kiss your mouth
even after you swallow my load

'Cause my heart belongs to you
there ain't nothing that I wouldn't do for you
my heart belongs to you
but my c*** is community property
I wanna make it clear
so you retain it
my d***'s a free spirit
and you can't restrain it
no, you just can't chain it down

I love you so much it hurts
from my head to my feet
I think of you and I can't
help but fondle my meat
I see your face every time
that I go out and cheat
'Cause my heart belongs to you
there ain't nothing that I wouldn't do
my heart belongs to you
but my dong is community property
Yeah yeah yeah
No no no
Community property
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Community property
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Community property