Asian Hooker Lyrics

I'm in Tokyo
I'm Looking for a w****
I Tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese
Find a geisha girl
Take her for a whirl
Wrap a tuna roll on my d***
And the b**** is on her knees
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
smells like sushi
(repeat)

Asian Hooker!
Hot little m***********!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little c*********!

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee
I feel like a jerk
Cuz my d*** won't work
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows Thai-chi
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
Sucky f***y
Smells like sushi
(repeat)

Asian Hooker!
Hot little m***********!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little c*********!
Asian Hooker

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm f*****' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just f****** hookers in the can
f*** the rest of the band
I'm f****** going to Asian
Do some c**e and get a tan
I'm f***** gonna be the man!

Asian Hooker!
Hot little m************!
Asian Hooker!
Dirty Little c*********!
I want them Asian
Hookers!
Let's do some Asians
Let's f*** some Hookers!!!!