[Verse 1]
[Narrator: Egoraptor] It was a beautiful day
And everyone was excited
There was a picnic and
The whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said
[Luigi: Danny s**bang] Listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive
[Announcer: Markiplier] Excuse me, hi there
I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers!
[Luigi] That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer] Well first I'm going to warp you
Into a world of hate and war
Where you'll a**ault everyone
You have ever known and loved before
[Luigi] I don't think I wanna do that
[The Announcer] Oh, come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all of your little friends
Because it is time for us to m************ smash!
[Chorus]
Whoa! (Wait, no) Let's go!
Kick the s*** out of your friends (That is not cool)
Have a blast as you beat their a**
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3, 2, 1, smash
Mario, (Hey Bro-AGH!) your chode
Has been destroyed 200% (I need that chode)
[Luigi] Can't we all just get along?
Abso-f******-lutely not, you gotta smash!
[Verse 2]
[Narrator] Hundreds destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive
In his huge, disgusting head
Fox said- [Fox: Egoraptor] Hey Mario, stop crying
Just psych up and fight instead
[Luigi] I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains
Make my overalls look red
[The Announcer] Sonic looked tough
'Till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder
Had overtaken Jigglypuff
[The Announcer] He blasted Bowser to infinity
With one massive-a** hit
Then he took three Falcon Punches
Like it wasn't even s***
[Luigi] Is the time almost over?
I can't tell, my face is mashed
[The Announcer] Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says
4, 3, 2 (Oh no...), 1, smash!
[Chorus]
Whoa! (This blows) You know
When Mario and Peach team up
You are screwed (You're my own brother)
Pikachu's not as f****** cute
When he is trying to electrocute you
Samus (What do you want?)
Is p***** you got a small amount
Of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, b****!)
[Luigi] That is the last god d*** straw!
[Announcer] Oh s*** I think Luigi's gonna f****** smash!
[Bridge]
[Luigi] Hey, look at me now!
I'm beating up friends!
I have no regrets
This is the f****** best
Yes, I can see now
We're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense
[Outro]
[Luigi] I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers
(Punch)
[Luigi] Ahh, Mario, you suck!
[Mario] Bite me!
[Narrator: Egoraptor] It was a beautiful day
And everyone was excited
There was a picnic and
The whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said
[Luigi: Danny s**bang] Listen everyone, I love you guys
You are my best friends in the world
You make me glad to be alive
[Announcer: Markiplier] Excuse me, hi there
I'm the announcer for a fun new family game
It's called Super Smash Brothers!
[Luigi] That sounds nice, how do we play?
[Announcer] Well first I'm going to warp you
Into a world of hate and war
Where you'll a**ault everyone
You have ever known and loved before
[Luigi] I don't think I wanna do that
[The Announcer] Oh, come on, it'll be a bash
Now grab all of your little friends
Because it is time for us to m************ smash!
[Chorus]
Whoa! (Wait, no) Let's go!
Kick the s*** out of your friends (That is not cool)
Have a blast as you beat their a**
And then they're forced to clap for you at the end
3, 2, 1, smash
Mario, (Hey Bro-AGH!) your chode
Has been destroyed 200% (I need that chode)
[Luigi] Can't we all just get along?
Abso-f******-lutely not, you gotta smash!
[Verse 2]
[Narrator] Hundreds destroyed
Hundreds of bystanders dead
Kirby held Donkey Kong captive
In his huge, disgusting head
Fox said- [Fox: Egoraptor] Hey Mario, stop crying
Just psych up and fight instead
[Luigi] I'm Luigi, all these bloodstains
Make my overalls look red
[The Announcer] Sonic looked tough
'Till Link kicked him in the stuff
The madness of cold-blooded murder
Had overtaken Jigglypuff
[The Announcer] He blasted Bowser to infinity
With one massive-a** hit
Then he took three Falcon Punches
Like it wasn't even s***
[Luigi] Is the time almost over?
I can't tell, my face is mashed
[The Announcer] Don't worry, Luigi, the clock says
4, 3, 2 (Oh no...), 1, smash!
[Chorus]
Whoa! (This blows) You know
When Mario and Peach team up
You are screwed (You're my own brother)
Pikachu's not as f****** cute
When he is trying to electrocute you
Samus (What do you want?)
Is p***** you got a small amount
Of dirt on her suit (Oh, you're dead, b****!)
[Luigi] That is the last god d*** straw!
[Announcer] Oh s*** I think Luigi's gonna f****** smash!
[Bridge]
[Luigi] Hey, look at me now!
I'm beating up friends!
I have no regrets
This is the f****** best
Yes, I can see now
We're having fun in the end
Now it all makes sense
[Outro]
[Luigi] I guess just because we smash each other, doesn't mean we're not brothers
(Punch)
[Luigi] Ahh, Mario, you suck!
[Mario] Bite me!