[Danny s**bang]
Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
[Egoraptor]
What up, b****, I got a one-up, b****
What's inside the question block; it's my d***
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean
So suck it
[Danny s**bang]
Mario, you always do this s***
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your d***
Until they go away
[Rachel Bloom]
Hey Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risque
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid
[Danny s**bang]
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-g****** it
[Egoraptor]
I'm here to pleasure that a**
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only dry bone
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a f****** hassle
I go through s*** and then you're in another f****** castle
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe
[Rachel Bloom]
O-M-G, I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life
[Rachel Bloom and Danny s**bang]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot
[Ego] Yo, s****, check out my yacht (Ugh)
[Danny] Let me take you on a magic kart ride
[Ego] I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside
[Danny] We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along
[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber that can your b***ies rejoice
Green, lanky-a** brother ain't got s*** on me
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe-
Nis
[Outro]
[Ego] So, who's it gonna be, princess?
[Rachel] I choose...Toad
[Both] Toad?!
[Rachel] Well his whole body's shaped like a d***
[Both] Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely, mushrooms look like d***s
Princess Peach
Won't you listen to my speech
I don't have any stars of invincibility
But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
I'm your Luigi
[Egoraptor]
What up, b****, I got a one-up, b****
What's inside the question block; it's my d***
It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
I'll take you by the peaches and give you the hot salami
I save you from dragons and evil Boos that are spooky
Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanooki
I will mount you like Yoshi and show you things you've never seen
My mushroom's now mega, if you know what I mean
So suck it
[Danny s**bang]
Mario, you always do this s***
I like a girl and then you ruin it
By yelling stuff about your d***
Until they go away
[Rachel Bloom]
Hey Luigi, it's okay
That Mario's a bit risque
Just tell me what you need to say
Please don't be afraid
[Danny s**bang]
Oh, princess, it means so much for me to hear you say that
The only thing I've ever wanted to tell you is that-g****** it
[Egoraptor]
I'm here to pleasure that a**
I'd like to go first, princess, but I always come last
And you say we'll get together but I'm jacking off alone
Koopa Troopa skeletons are the only dry bone
I am tired of the running 'round it's such a f****** hassle
I go through s*** and then you're in another f****** castle
You gotta think about it, well I don't believe the hype
You'll have a lot of time to think when you are smoking on my warp pipe
[Rachel Bloom]
O-M-G, I can't decide
On which of you should be the guy
To take me on your mustache ride
That'll redefine my life
[Rachel Bloom and Danny s**bang]
I'm ready to give love a shot
It's not about how many coins you've got
I just know I like you a lot
[Ego] Yo, s****, check out my yacht (Ugh)
[Danny] Let me take you on a magic kart ride
[Ego] I'll bust all your balloons when I smack your backside
[Danny] We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along
[Egoraptor]
I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his konkey dong
Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
I'm the only plumber that can your b***ies rejoice
Green, lanky-a** brother ain't got s*** on me
It's time to live out our story, of the princess and the pe-
Nis
[Outro]
[Ego] So, who's it gonna be, princess?
[Rachel] I choose...Toad
[Both] Toad?!
[Rachel] Well his whole body's shaped like a d***
[Both] Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely, mushrooms look like d***s