(Funky) s** Farm Lyrics

Working on a s** farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay
Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

s** farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
s** farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
s** farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
Working on a s** farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed
s** farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
s** farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
s** farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a s** farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay