SPOKEN INTRO:
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could <descending slide whistle and crash>
SUNG:
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth <S>
My two front teeth, <S>ee, my two front teeth <S>?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth <S>
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
It seems so long since I could say
"<S>ister<S>uzy <S>itting on a thi<S>tle <three attempts to sound it correctly>
Every time I try to <S>peak
Huh, all I do is whi<S>tle <s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
<Honking of "antique auto-type horn and musical (Hah!) instrumental interlude begins with
"Jingle Bells" with background whistling and a kazoo
<following one verse of "Jingle Bells", in quick succession:
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" completes its verse
SPOKEN:
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"
None of 'em can under<S>tand me <cries>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, <S>ee my two front teeth <S>?
<two more attempts to sound it correctly>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
Chri<S>tmas<S>, Chri<S>tmas<S>
Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Suddenly I heard a strange noise down below
So, in my flannel pajamas I went tippy-toe
I could see old Saint Nick from the spot where I stood
So I slid down the banister just as fast as I could <descending slide whistle and crash>
SUNG:
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth <S>
My two front teeth, <S>ee, my two front teeth <S>?
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth <S>
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
It seems so long since I could say
"<S>ister<S>uzy <S>itting on a thi<S>tle <three attempts to sound it correctly>
Every time I try to <S>peak
Huh, all I do is whi<S>tle <s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth <S>ee my two front teeth <S>? <two more attempts to sound it correctly>
Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth
Then I could wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
<Honking of "antique auto-type horn and musical (Hah!) instrumental interlude begins with
"Jingle Bells" with background whistling and a kazoo
<following one verse of "Jingle Bells", in quick succession:
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
tongue click, bicycle bell, and an "oh, no!"
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" resumes in the second line of a verse <with whistling and kazoo, natch>
horse whinny and a sneeze
"Jingle Bells" completes its verse
SPOKEN:
Good old Santa Claus and all his reindeer
Huh, they used to bring me lots of toys and candy
Gee, but, but now when I go out and call "Dancer, Prancer, Donnner and Blitzen"
None of 'em can under<S>tand me <cries>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, <S>ee my two front teeth <S>?
<two more attempts to sound it correctly>
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I can wish you Merry Chri<S>tmas<S>
Chri<S>tmas<S>, Chri<S>tmas<S>
Aww, for goodness sakes
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!