Tell me what you heard is new from your neighbourhood bar stool.
Report back what you heard is true on all the wrong you know I do.
And I hear from my friends that I am on your list again,
It's so sad, you're so sad. Won't you ever just shut up?!
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You love the dirt.
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You're the expert.
I see through the schemes you use. Distraction keeps their gaze off you.
You speak with such authority, they'd never know you don't know me.
You feel better and oh so chaste when that topic comes your way.
The rumor mill, the gossip spills and it never quite grows old.
Let's hear all the dirt - come on and...
Really make it hurt - come on and...
Let's hear all the dirt - come on and...
Really make it hurt!
Report back what you heard is true on all the wrong you know I do.
And I hear from my friends that I am on your list again,
It's so sad, you're so sad. Won't you ever just shut up?!
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You love the dirt.
You know, I know - You love the scandal.
You know, I know - You're the expert.
I see through the schemes you use. Distraction keeps their gaze off you.
You speak with such authority, they'd never know you don't know me.
You feel better and oh so chaste when that topic comes your way.
The rumor mill, the gossip spills and it never quite grows old.
Let's hear all the dirt - come on and...
Really make it hurt - come on and...
Let's hear all the dirt - come on and...
Really make it hurt!