Kira, go meet Erik. You don't wanna be late - he's got a coupon and he'll take you on a date. He'll take you salsa dancing if that's what you desire, but might make you go home early 'cause it makes him tired. So you'll go home and watch TV, and if you can't agree to watch cartoons or plastic surgery, just put on Good Eats with Alton Brown.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, it's your boyfriend Erik, and I know he's such a heartthrob, but if he stays the night, remember to put a hanger on your doorknob.
Oh, Erik paid me to wish you a happy birthday, Kira. Yeah, Erik had to pay me to wish you a happy birthday, Kira.
Oh Kira, Erik would be so pathetic without you. When you worked on the cruise ship, refreshing the webcam was all he'd do. And if that's how pathetic he is now, just imagine how it would go if you weren't there to point out all the things that he doesn't know. And as long as your sister stays with her man, nobody will expect you to have kids any time soon. Guitar!
Oh yeah yeah yeah, it's your boyfriend Erik, and I know he's such a heartthrob, but if he stays the night, remember to put a hanger on your doorknob.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, it's your boyfriend Erik, and I know he's such a heartthrob, but if he stays the night, remember to put a hanger on your doorknob.
Oh, Erik paid me to wish you a happy birthday, Kira. Yeah, Erik had to pay me to wish you a happy birthday, Kira.
Oh Kira, Erik would be so pathetic without you. When you worked on the cruise ship, refreshing the webcam was all he'd do. And if that's how pathetic he is now, just imagine how it would go if you weren't there to point out all the things that he doesn't know. And as long as your sister stays with her man, nobody will expect you to have kids any time soon. Guitar!
Oh yeah yeah yeah, it's your boyfriend Erik, and I know he's such a heartthrob, but if he stays the night, remember to put a hanger on your doorknob.