Vader Is My Friend Lyrics

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend.
Vader is a friend of mine!
I have a friend in Vader.
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend.
Vader is a friend of mine!
He taught me how to kill and do it easily.
He taught me I can do it when people laughed at me.
I had friends before they all been such a bore.
He showed me how to dance just like a w****.

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend.
Vader is a friend of mine!
I have a friend in Vader.
Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is my friend.
Vader is a friend of mine!
He taught me how to torture to people had no soul.
He stabbed a guy with lightsabor and left a little hole.
They may say he's evil but I say thats a lie,
trust me he's a super cool guy.

Vader is a friend of mine!
Vader is a friend of mine!

Once I tried to run, I tried to run away
but he cut my achilles tendon with his little blade.
He is like a shark but he walks on the land.
He'll try to kill you anyway he can.
Vader is a friend of mine!
(Vader is a friend of mine.)
Vader is a friend of mine!

He will kill my family if I do something wrong.
He chokes me with his force powers when I write silly songs.
This song is silly so now I'm going to die.
He put a bomb right in my underwear..Bye.

by LoLxDuDe