All right, Ian, you ready to do this?
Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi!
Dude, shut up!
Sorry.
All right, then. Kick that nasty beat!
Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today.
Fine.
What up party people? Get ready for a treat.
This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat.
So sit back and relax.
As we get to the task
Of blowin' out your mind.
And movin' that a**!
This is crazy.
This is funny.
And we're takin' all your money.
We'll be singin' stupid songs until your eggs get runny.
We got songs about robots and songs about d***s.
Songs about Santa rockin' licorice whips.
We got metal from my mom and parents suckin'.
Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin'.
And just when you think we ain't got nothin' left.
Then we switch it up and hit you with
Cliche dubstep!
Ugh. That sucked, dude.
Whatever, man. Dubstep's freakin' hard!
Worst intro ever.
Sure. I got to make sure my pitch is perfect. Mimimimimi!
Dude, shut up!
Sorry.
All right, then. Kick that nasty beat!
Actually, can you kick it? I just don't feel like beat kicking today.
Fine.
What up party people? Get ready for a treat.
This album's Smoshtastic and it's really neat.
So sit back and relax.
As we get to the task
Of blowin' out your mind.
And movin' that a**!
This is crazy.
This is funny.
And we're takin' all your money.
We'll be singin' stupid songs until your eggs get runny.
We got songs about robots and songs about d***s.
Songs about Santa rockin' licorice whips.
We got metal from my mom and parents suckin'.
Yeah, emo love ballads and tomahawk chuckin'.
And just when you think we ain't got nothin' left.
Then we switch it up and hit you with
Cliche dubstep!
Ugh. That sucked, dude.
Whatever, man. Dubstep's freakin' hard!
Worst intro ever.