My f**** Pack Lyrics

Walkin' down the street and everybody's starin'
Just jealous of what I'm wearin'
That's right it's a f**** pack, b******
Hot pink and matches my britches
You're thinking "that guy's insane
d***, what's his name? What's wrong with his brain?"
I'm perfectly sane, just hear what I say
Everything I need's just one zip away

My f**** pack, my f**** pack is all I need
It's on my waist while I shower and while I pee
It holds my hairspray so I look good every day
It holds me tight and keeps the Boogie Man away
You can't mess with my f**** pack, I'm a maniac
It's a fact, you better watch your back
Packs more than a back pack
One time i looked inside and I found an iMac

Only tough guys wear f**** packs
Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris and this guy...
Diss me and you better watch your back
I'll smack you with my 20 pound f**** pack
I've been attacked by a wild beast
I think it was a furry hippopotamus from Greece
I needed a weapon for the fight
What I pulled out was a stick of dynamite

Makes great gifts for the holidays
"It's my d*** in a pack, babayyyy"
If you talk smack, I'll put you in my sack
What's this? It's midget in my f**** pack!