Maaaaaaaaaaax!
Max got a car that's really sweet
Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
Not just that, but it chafes his neck
And he thinks that its stupid as heck!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
It's fast!
It's fast!
It's really freakin fast, and it is really badass!
Max doesn't stop at stop signs cause they're r*****ed
What is that smell i'm smelling?
He just farted!
Never signals while changing lanes
Drives with no hands cause he's insane
And if you think that is absurd he'll turn to you and flip a bird!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like max, max is really sick!
He talks on his cell phone
He doesn't use a blue tooth
And if you dent his car he'll hit your face like babe ruth!
Uses the most expensive gas
And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed
Does donuts every chance he gets
He's even cooler than Pete Wentz!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional license.
Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license?
But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times.
WHAT?
His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?
So she's condoning these illegal activities?!
Shame on you Max's mom!
Shame!
Max!
Lookout!
A Cliff!
Right in front of you!
Yeah, a cliff!
A big a** freakin' cliff!
c***, you are flying off the cliff,
I hope you are wearing your seat belt!
Oh wait, he's not wearing his seat belt I guess he didn't like how it felt
Now he's broken his manly legs let's hope he wont repeat the same mistakes
MAX!
Max got a car that's really sweet
Doesn't wear a seatbelt cause that's for geeks
Not just that, but it chafes his neck
And he thinks that its stupid as heck!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
It's fast!
It's fast!
It's really freakin fast, and it is really badass!
Max doesn't stop at stop signs cause they're r*****ed
What is that smell i'm smelling?
He just farted!
Never signals while changing lanes
Drives with no hands cause he's insane
And if you think that is absurd he'll turn to you and flip a bird!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
It has gold rims, they are really sick, yeah like max, max is really sick!
He talks on his cell phone
He doesn't use a blue tooth
And if you dent his car he'll hit your face like babe ruth!
Uses the most expensive gas
And his driving driving skills are unsurpassed
Does donuts every chance he gets
He's even cooler than Pete Wentz!
Max! Max! Max!
Max just got a car!
Yeah, a car!
A 2 door freakin car!
He will get his License in 6 months, right now he has a provisional license.
Wait, he only has his provisional drivers license?
But that means he needs a parent riding in the car at all times.
WHAT?
His mom's been in the back seat the whole time?
So she's condoning these illegal activities?!
Shame on you Max's mom!
Shame!
Max!
Lookout!
A Cliff!
Right in front of you!
Yeah, a cliff!
A big a** freakin' cliff!
c***, you are flying off the cliff,
I hope you are wearing your seat belt!
Oh wait, he's not wearing his seat belt I guess he didn't like how it felt
Now he's broken his manly legs let's hope he wont repeat the same mistakes
MAX!