s***ed Cowboy Lyrics

I can say it more than once
'Cause I'm thinking twice as fast
Yodel-ayde-a
Everything I like is nice
That's why I try to have it twice
Yodel-ayde-a
(Yodelling)

Well once I saw a bore,
Who was a social w****
Yodel-ayde-a
And they said I had a limp
And then they tried to pass around I was a pimp
Yodel-ayde-a
(Yodelling)

Was on my last leg
I couldn't even borrow my friend's extra peg at all
Yodel-ayde-a
Once I turned red
And it looked funny in the head
Yodel-ayde-a
(Yodelling)