Why Don't l******s Love Me Lyrics

I love l******s more than anyone
So why don't l******s love me?
I want l******s, each and every one
So why don't l******s want me?
It turns me on the way
They all wear s**y lingerie
And string bikinis everywhere they go
But they don't let me watch
As they explore each other's crotch
The way they do on video

Oh, I love l******s more than anyone
So why don't l******s love me?
And I want l******s, each and every one
So why don't l******s want me?

It's strange that anyone
Would wonder why a l******
Will always be a great athlete
There ain't no mystery
At least as far as I can see
'Cause what they are is what they eat
Yeah, I love l******s more than anyone
So why don't l******s love me?

Some of them are vampires
And some of them teach gym
Some are topless dancers
But all of them are slim
Some are into leather
And some write poetry
They make love together
Just to fuel my fantasy
'Cause I love l******s more than anyone
So why don't l******s
Why don't l******s
Why don't l******s love me?
Why don't l******s love me?
Why don't l******s love me?