I sit alone looking in the mirror
I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn
I wanna I wanna look like him
I wanna I wanna sass like him
Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls
and everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world
A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool
and that s**y s**y Beth chick
she makes me drool GO, but craig
Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy
Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie
Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair!
Fla na na na na na
I wish to god I was Craig Kilborn
I wanna I wanna look like him
I wanna I wanna sass like him
Cuz everybody knows he gets all the girls
and everybody knows he has the best hair in the world, in the world
A Whitney Brown A whitney Brown, Yea he's pretty cool
and that s**y s**y Beth chick
she makes me drool GO, but craig
Makes Ted Koppel look like a pansy
Jeanine Garfolo wants his weanie
Don't ever go and cut your hair! Don't ever cut your hair!
Fla na na na na na