GUY
"Slipknot? Yeah! Uh, I did all of Metallica. I was a drummer in Metallica on the first 3 cuts. Uh, f******, somethingsomethingsomething of Guns 'n' Roses. Uh Creed, I do Creed. Uh, Nine Inch Nails... Marilyn Manson... uh... who else can I do? Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, uuuhhh.... Red Hot Chili Peppers."
FEHN
"You were in the bands?"
GUY
"No I'm the one that's doin' all the song writin'. I wrote all the songs for all of those."
FEHN
"Really?!"
GUY
"Yeah! I'm the song writer. I'm the producer! I produced some of them in Dallas there at the studio there. I can't, it's on uh, if you know where the state fair is it's like station number 7 I think? Outta here, outta there it's right night to the state fair in Texas. East Grand and uh, Grand and some other f*****' street there. I can't remember but that's where they shot me at was outside the radio station. Yeah I was Howard Stern on there, man. I'm the one who started Howard."
FEHN
"Wow man you got a lotta s***."
GUY
"Yeah. I worked for Walt Disney as well, man. I'm tryna, I don't think it'll take me a little while to get back in the swing of things, know'm'sayin?"
FEHN
"Yeah what songs did you write for Metallica?"
GUY
"All of-the whole d*** CD's, all of 'em. From start to finish."
FEHN
"You wrote all of it?"
GUY
"All of it. From start to finish."
FEHN
"Wow!"
GUY
"Megadeth I drummed-when we did the recordings out there I was the drummer and uh, let's see. I was the lead singer of Guns 'n' Roses. All of Guns 'n' Roses is my voice on there. I cut that in the studio. Uh, Red Hot Chili Peppers was uh, I wrote and sent somewhere else and they produced it. Uhm, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, uhhhh Creed..uh...Third Eye Blind, uh... who else was there? I did like 20 different hills, man. I think I ended up with like 15 new bands. Uh and then I did uh... 6 country, maybe 7 country."
FEHN
"That's amazing! Yuh."
GUY
"It's been a lot, man. You look familiar! I was like 'Man wait... I think I've seen this dude somewhere. I probably talked to you samwhere(?). I was with my homeboy, Mike, but uhm, I didn't see him in a long time but uh, yeah I'm back in town, man! Just tryna get a paycheck. And uhm, hell it's been a while man. Ya'll doin' any hirin' over there?"
FEHN
"Not right now."
GUY
"No?"
FEHN
"No."
GUY
"You know anybody lookin' for songwriters n stuff?"
FEHN
"Naw."
GUY
"Cause I still have some uh, if I can remember where they are, I think they're in, when I get back home in Texas and in the vault is some uncut stuff, y'know? Just like it's already on CD's."
FEHN
"Mhm."
GUY
"All it's gotta do is be produced y'know'm'sayin?"
FEHN
"Yeah. Yeah"
GUY
"Yeah I got probably a hundred of 'em in uh...and I write, when I write I write extras... but all I put out was about 6 CD's maybe 7."
FEHN
"Right."
GUY
"To me that's it. Y'know?"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"That's 10 year deal. That's a career in 10 years. haha."
FEHN
"Yeah exactly!"
GUY
"6 CD's, y'know? I'm Bob Seger. My son's Bob Seger!"
FEHN
"Really!?"
GUY
"Yeah! When I wrote all the Bob Seger's I hired this other guy that's like a Portugal guy. Well I fired him after the first 2 CD's Bob came out with. I paid him uhm....I paid him 3 million for 2 CD's. He's f****** good, man! But he, to make a long story short, found out the dude was a child molester, man and I just...y'know'man I said 'Hey dude. You gotta go man.' So I hired my son. My son works at Thailand's in Texas. And uh, he finished off those last 5 CD's of Bob Seger."
FEHN
"Cool man. Good luck to you man."
GUY
"Yeah. I'll be back. Cool. I gotta go get me some rehabilitation and ??snoo?? lessons."
FEHN
"Yup."
GUY
"I used to work over there, man! That's my shop-my old shop! Down on Hollywood Vine right there."
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"You walk in there and that first little ??creature?? down on the bottom that's me back in the 70's dude! Bad Company! Started out with Bad Company up in Detroit. Came down here and joined 2 other bands. I played just in studio on rhythm."
FEHN
"Wow!"
GUY
"Yeah. Bad trouble on Bad Company, man. f*****' cocaine habit. f*****'...hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeah. That'll do it. That'll do it."
GUY
"You know what I mean, right? You get on the road out there and you're in that bus man, ??you're s***.??"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"??You're lockin' it down, man.??"
FEHN
"So you were in Bad Company?"
GUY
"Yeah!"
FEHN
"What'd you play for 'em?"
GUY
"Rhythm."
FEHN
"Guitar?"
GUY
"Yeah. I play rhythm like a ??leftover??, dude. I was uh, I just was ??r*****ified?? in '85, let's see, maybe it was '85, for rhythm, for number 7 all time rhythm guitar player-SLASH! hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeeeahh."
GUY
"Yeah that was my name back then with Bob Seger. ??Homer Deck?? he used to play too! He's from Germany but he's all f***** up now too. I knew him back when we were riding bikes. I used to ride bikes, man. Got in trouble...hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"15 years of San Quintin! hahah!"
FEHN
"Ohh."
GUY
"8 years of vito!"
FEHN
"Hahaha"
GUY
"I got to Texas in 8 years down there, man."
"Slipknot? Yeah! Uh, I did all of Metallica. I was a drummer in Metallica on the first 3 cuts. Uh, f******, somethingsomethingsomething of Guns 'n' Roses. Uh Creed, I do Creed. Uh, Nine Inch Nails... Marilyn Manson... uh... who else can I do? Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, uuuhhh.... Red Hot Chili Peppers."
FEHN
"You were in the bands?"
GUY
"No I'm the one that's doin' all the song writin'. I wrote all the songs for all of those."
FEHN
"Really?!"
GUY
"Yeah! I'm the song writer. I'm the producer! I produced some of them in Dallas there at the studio there. I can't, it's on uh, if you know where the state fair is it's like station number 7 I think? Outta here, outta there it's right night to the state fair in Texas. East Grand and uh, Grand and some other f*****' street there. I can't remember but that's where they shot me at was outside the radio station. Yeah I was Howard Stern on there, man. I'm the one who started Howard."
FEHN
"Wow man you got a lotta s***."
GUY
"Yeah. I worked for Walt Disney as well, man. I'm tryna, I don't think it'll take me a little while to get back in the swing of things, know'm'sayin?"
FEHN
"Yeah what songs did you write for Metallica?"
GUY
"All of-the whole d*** CD's, all of 'em. From start to finish."
FEHN
"You wrote all of it?"
GUY
"All of it. From start to finish."
FEHN
"Wow!"
GUY
"Megadeth I drummed-when we did the recordings out there I was the drummer and uh, let's see. I was the lead singer of Guns 'n' Roses. All of Guns 'n' Roses is my voice on there. I cut that in the studio. Uh, Red Hot Chili Peppers was uh, I wrote and sent somewhere else and they produced it. Uhm, Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, uhhhh Creed..uh...Third Eye Blind, uh... who else was there? I did like 20 different hills, man. I think I ended up with like 15 new bands. Uh and then I did uh... 6 country, maybe 7 country."
FEHN
"That's amazing! Yuh."
GUY
"It's been a lot, man. You look familiar! I was like 'Man wait... I think I've seen this dude somewhere. I probably talked to you samwhere(?). I was with my homeboy, Mike, but uhm, I didn't see him in a long time but uh, yeah I'm back in town, man! Just tryna get a paycheck. And uhm, hell it's been a while man. Ya'll doin' any hirin' over there?"
FEHN
"Not right now."
GUY
"No?"
FEHN
"No."
GUY
"You know anybody lookin' for songwriters n stuff?"
FEHN
"Naw."
GUY
"Cause I still have some uh, if I can remember where they are, I think they're in, when I get back home in Texas and in the vault is some uncut stuff, y'know? Just like it's already on CD's."
FEHN
"Mhm."
GUY
"All it's gotta do is be produced y'know'm'sayin?"
FEHN
"Yeah. Yeah"
GUY
"Yeah I got probably a hundred of 'em in uh...and I write, when I write I write extras... but all I put out was about 6 CD's maybe 7."
FEHN
"Right."
GUY
"To me that's it. Y'know?"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"That's 10 year deal. That's a career in 10 years. haha."
FEHN
"Yeah exactly!"
GUY
"6 CD's, y'know? I'm Bob Seger. My son's Bob Seger!"
FEHN
"Really!?"
GUY
"Yeah! When I wrote all the Bob Seger's I hired this other guy that's like a Portugal guy. Well I fired him after the first 2 CD's Bob came out with. I paid him uhm....I paid him 3 million for 2 CD's. He's f****** good, man! But he, to make a long story short, found out the dude was a child molester, man and I just...y'know'man I said 'Hey dude. You gotta go man.' So I hired my son. My son works at Thailand's in Texas. And uh, he finished off those last 5 CD's of Bob Seger."
FEHN
"Cool man. Good luck to you man."
GUY
"Yeah. I'll be back. Cool. I gotta go get me some rehabilitation and ??snoo?? lessons."
FEHN
"Yup."
GUY
"I used to work over there, man! That's my shop-my old shop! Down on Hollywood Vine right there."
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"You walk in there and that first little ??creature?? down on the bottom that's me back in the 70's dude! Bad Company! Started out with Bad Company up in Detroit. Came down here and joined 2 other bands. I played just in studio on rhythm."
FEHN
"Wow!"
GUY
"Yeah. Bad trouble on Bad Company, man. f*****' cocaine habit. f*****'...hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeah. That'll do it. That'll do it."
GUY
"You know what I mean, right? You get on the road out there and you're in that bus man, ??you're s***.??"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"??You're lockin' it down, man.??"
FEHN
"So you were in Bad Company?"
GUY
"Yeah!"
FEHN
"What'd you play for 'em?"
GUY
"Rhythm."
FEHN
"Guitar?"
GUY
"Yeah. I play rhythm like a ??leftover??, dude. I was uh, I just was ??r*****ified?? in '85, let's see, maybe it was '85, for rhythm, for number 7 all time rhythm guitar player-SLASH! hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeeeahh."
GUY
"Yeah that was my name back then with Bob Seger. ??Homer Deck?? he used to play too! He's from Germany but he's all f***** up now too. I knew him back when we were riding bikes. I used to ride bikes, man. Got in trouble...hahaha"
FEHN
"Yeah."
GUY
"15 years of San Quintin! hahah!"
FEHN
"Ohh."
GUY
"8 years of vito!"
FEHN
"Hahaha"
GUY
"I got to Texas in 8 years down there, man."