She comes a struttin' up to the backstage door
Claiming' she's a friend but you know what she's looking for
Pretending that she knows you from a party or two
She'll give you some old line but you know what she wants to do
She's a star hag
Living out of her Gucci bag
She's a star hag
Dreaming through eyes that sag
Watching her hips that wag
She's a star hag
She's telling her friends that she's going out with you
Claiming that it's love but you know that it just ain't true
You tried your best, explaining that it's only for fun
But she don't understand and she's bragging to everyone
She's a star hag
Living out of her Gucci bag
She's a star hag
Dreaming through eyes that sag
Watching her hips that wag
She's a star hag
Claiming' she's a friend but you know what she's looking for
Pretending that she knows you from a party or two
She'll give you some old line but you know what she wants to do
She's a star hag
Living out of her Gucci bag
She's a star hag
Dreaming through eyes that sag
Watching her hips that wag
She's a star hag
She's telling her friends that she's going out with you
Claiming that it's love but you know that it just ain't true
You tried your best, explaining that it's only for fun
But she don't understand and she's bragging to everyone
She's a star hag
Living out of her Gucci bag
She's a star hag
Dreaming through eyes that sag
Watching her hips that wag
She's a star hag