Dogshit In My Garden Lyrics

There is a dogshit in my garden
when I cut my grass
the dogshit is no longer in my garden
It is a-sittin on my footsole
smell like a doggies a**
and that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden.
You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's s***.

No, no, no, no, no...
ba-dab, ba-dab...

Was it a monkyman?
(ooooooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no....
Was it an ottoman?
(ooooooh no)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no....
Was it an uffeman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a superwoman?
(ooooooh no)
Nææææh for:
SUPERWOMAN DON'T KNOW HOW TO s***
Den må vi bare have en gang til,
og så' I alle sammen med,
og så siger vi,
som om vi intet har høøøøørt:
Was it a superwoman?
(ooooooh no)
Nææææh for:
SUPERWOMAN DON'T KNOW HOW TO s***
Det er bare smukt, sån' er det...

Was it a rastaman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a pastaman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a walkman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it an Ellerman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(ooooooh no)
Was it a Kellerman?
(MAYBE!!!!)
Was it a dobberman?
(oooooooooooh yeeeeeaaaaaah)

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's s***

You can have women and cookies and a strawberryt,
but there is nuthin' as bad as a doggie's s***

Wo, wo, wob'n, yeah, yeah
wooooh...

Tak ska' I ha'!