The Doctor's Song Lyrics

Plastic dolls in plastic bags
Macho d***** buying s***s
When the coppers they appear
In the market you can hear
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
s****y cardboard magazines
You can see it in his jeans
Is it soft or is it hard
It's been seen in Scotland Yard

Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it

Doctor p****, Doctor p****
Fruity stories veggie looks
I thought I'd read it all in books
Here comes Sally she's a tenner
Lay some plates and we'll have dinner

Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p****, Doctor p****
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p****, Doctor p****
You want something that will make you h****
Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
I've got what you want but it's in the van
I know you're a naughty man

Mandy, Margeret, French and sags
You don't get this on teletext
Naked women naked men
Take one daily and come again
Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p****, Doctor p****

Some come in cos they've been told
It's all kosher bought and sold
Yes I think this ones for you
You don't want one you need two

Tell me Doctor can I buy it
Tell me Doctor can you supply it
Tell me are you getting it
Tell me are you having it
Doctor p****, Doctor p****

You want something that will make you h****
Well have a look at this while I speak to Tony
I've got one for you but it's in the van
I know you're a naughty man