Colostomy Bag Condom
Less Class- More a**-
A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has long been forgotten-
s**, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-
Whiskey, and v*****-
A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at the core of our earnest desire-
Females f*** for Satan-
Climax of Pagan-
Groupie w****s, banging s****, t*** and a**, smoking grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-
Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus f****** Pocus-
We
Make Music
That You
f*** To
You'll never find a s****-w**** crème de la f*** queen with a dry c*** leaving the venue-
No lies: p**** runs our Lives-
(You) can't be shy with those c*** sucking eyes-
Don't deny down inside you're a w**** spawned to satisfy-
Let our music get the best of your libido,
We're your heroes: "On your f****** knees, forget that you're a total zero!"
f*** your shame, f*** your ties, f*** your family pride aside-
f*** your goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on which you ride-
See us after a gig,
We'll have our b**** on your chin,
Making you famous as a s** w**** Slam Pig-
Less Class- More a**-
A pivotal notion of that which is a rock star ethos has long been forgotten-
s**, drugs, and death metal stain our existence like vultures on corpses that bathe in the rotten-
Whiskey, and v*****-
A combo held precious and sacred forever that sits at the core of our earnest desire-
Females f*** for Satan-
Climax of Pagan-
Groupie w****s, banging s****, t*** and a**, smoking grass, till our lungs cough and hack Like a Maniac-
Pounding shots like robots, dropping doses, losing focus, till we let our magic spread like Hocus f****** Pocus-
We
Make Music
That You
f*** To
You'll never find a s****-w**** crème de la f*** queen with a dry c*** leaving the venue-
No lies: p**** runs our Lives-
(You) can't be shy with those c*** sucking eyes-
Don't deny down inside you're a w**** spawned to satisfy-
Let our music get the best of your libido,
We're your heroes: "On your f****** knees, forget that you're a total zero!"
f*** your shame, f*** your ties, f*** your family pride aside-
f*** your goals, fill your holes, bust our nuts on which you ride-
See us after a gig,
We'll have our b**** on your chin,
Making you famous as a s** w**** Slam Pig-