My soul mate is a special girl
A girl that?s just like me
She?ll share tremendous oral s**
And try everything she sees
She won?t be insane or hung-up
Like most other girls
I?ll worship her until it hurts
?Cuz she?s on top of my world
Ewwwww, I?m a sad man
I can?t ignore what life beholds for me
And I?ll probably have to have s** with a lot of girls
Before my soul mate reveals herself to me
You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way
Don?t let your heart get out of hand
I?ll step on it someday
Maybe it?s too sad to mention
Maybe I am gay
A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away
Ewwwww, it?s a sad life
Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind
But baby, baby, baby it?s a man?s life
And I gotta tear up everything I find
A girl that?s just like me
She?ll share tremendous oral s**
And try everything she sees
She won?t be insane or hung-up
Like most other girls
I?ll worship her until it hurts
?Cuz she?s on top of my world
Ewwwww, I?m a sad man
I can?t ignore what life beholds for me
And I?ll probably have to have s** with a lot of girls
Before my soul mate reveals herself to me
You are sweet diversion as I stomp my darker way
Don?t let your heart get out of hand
I?ll step on it someday
Maybe it?s too sad to mention
Maybe I am gay
A moment or two may shine and sure to quickly fade away
Ewwwww, it?s a sad life
Sometimes little sweet girls get left behind
But baby, baby, baby it?s a man?s life
And I gotta tear up everything I find