Fox News Lyrics

Hey, what's up?
I'm married now
And we just bought a brand new house.
It's bigger and
It's better and
It's in a nicer part of town.
We got German cars
I've got a personal fairway
We watch Fox News
We laugh about you
And all the stupid things you say

She introduced me to brassier
Wiener-skin Angus-tat
Our chef makes veal each Saturday
And it's delicious, I might add.
When you're in some hip punk rock fair
And when I'm with my wife
We watch Fox News
And laugh about you
And your pathetic, weirdo life.

We drink Champagne
And she owns a dozen furs
We bought a pure-bread Doberman
And named her Sarah Palin
While I don't hold a grudge at all
I just thought I'd give a shout
So how's the cupcake shop and roller derby team working out?

You're stuck in your apartment
With your paintings and your cats
We watch Fox News
And laugh about you
Because we got rich and you got fat
We watch Fox News
And laugh about you
Because we got rich and you got fat