[Intro]
Yo yo, School, cuzin', what's up man? What's up with the record business?
Man, I think I'mma have to beat somebody up, man, they always be bitin' my s*** man, y'know, man, just bitin', man
Man, I told you how them n***** are man, they ain't nothin' but squares
Oh, that's what they is
Yo Schoolly, what time is it?
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and ...
(x2)
[Verse 1]
MC Schoolly D, and I'm on the beatbox
I've never had a party that I can't rock
And every baby girl thinks she's gettin' the world
I've never made a tune that wasn't too cool
Never been stopped next to T O P
For him to try to f*** with MC Schoolly D
2 Dolla b****** on my kitches
Suckah MC's taken out with the dishes
Rhymes so delicious, raps so vicious
Buy me a wife to do my dishes
I keep ya in stitches
Ya hangin in kitches
No itch, no ash, no crust, no b******
I eat sandwiches
My best brand b******
Based on fact, not based fictitious
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and...
[Verse 2]
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Tarzan and Jane does it in tree
Adam and Eve, birds and the bees
Everybody do it but the suckah MC's
Roxanne did it to UTFO
About a sucka n**** down callin' a ho
I say baby doll, can ya meet me in the black?
We do it from the front, and we do it from the back
But don't, don't do it, cuz n***** are sly
They ain't got no job, they be down with the mob
And the only thing you'll doin' gonna call you
don't knock, don't knock
(?Grab a body, this in turn?)
But the only thing you'll get is burn, baby burn
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and
[Verse 3]
Baa baa black sheep was a little w****
Can't run hack cuz she gave herself some more
Give her a dollar, to make her scream and holler
Put my head under the bar and she made me wanna call
Reachin' in my pocket, and pulled out my gun
Shot her pimp in the head, m*********ah fell dead
But now she's in jail in a ten year bed
(Scratching: That's- That's- That's- That's Fresh! )
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
Yo yo, School, cuzin', what's up man? What's up with the record business?
Man, I think I'mma have to beat somebody up, man, they always be bitin' my s*** man, y'know, man, just bitin', man
Man, I told you how them n***** are man, they ain't nothin' but squares
Oh, that's what they is
Yo Schoolly, what time is it?
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and ...
(x2)
[Verse 1]
MC Schoolly D, and I'm on the beatbox
I've never had a party that I can't rock
And every baby girl thinks she's gettin' the world
I've never made a tune that wasn't too cool
Never been stopped next to T O P
For him to try to f*** with MC Schoolly D
2 Dolla b****** on my kitches
Suckah MC's taken out with the dishes
Rhymes so delicious, raps so vicious
Buy me a wife to do my dishes
I keep ya in stitches
Ya hangin in kitches
No itch, no ash, no crust, no b******
I eat sandwiches
My best brand b******
Based on fact, not based fictitious
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and...
[Verse 2]
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
Tarzan and Jane does it in tree
Adam and Eve, birds and the bees
Everybody do it but the suckah MC's
Roxanne did it to UTFO
About a sucka n**** down callin' a ho
I say baby doll, can ya meet me in the black?
We do it from the front, and we do it from the back
But don't, don't do it, cuz n***** are sly
They ain't got no job, they be down with the mob
And the only thing you'll doin' gonna call you
don't knock, don't knock
(?Grab a body, this in turn?)
But the only thing you'll get is burn, baby burn
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and
[Verse 3]
Baa baa black sheep was a little w****
Can't run hack cuz she gave herself some more
Give her a dollar, to make her scream and holler
Put my head under the bar and she made me wanna call
Reachin' in my pocket, and pulled out my gun
Shot her pimp in the head, m*********ah fell dead
But now she's in jail in a ten year bed
(Scratching: That's- That's- That's- That's Fresh! )
[Chorus]
Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time
For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme
I heard you was out there bitin' my lines
And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine
You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man
How the f*** didja get so cool, man
Never ever seen you play no fool"
Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool