The Headbanger Lyrics

Last night I went to a party
It was a heavy metal party
Everybody had poofy hairdos
Sporting big white Addida's sneakers
But everybody was having a good time
Everybody was getting wasted
And then this guy came in the room
Looking like the ghost of Cliff Burton
He was the head banger
He whipped his head around so fast
He gave himself a concussion
Dude you better slow down
Before you break your neck
You know that s*** can't be good for your brain
Holy s*** man I can't take it
Just the sight of it was making me dizzy
Someone asked me if I was in the Kiss Army
And I said "WHAT THE f*** YOU TALKING ABOUT!?"
But everybody was having a good time
They were riding the banzai pipeline
And then this guy took of his denim jacket
And his shirt said Bark At the Moon
He was the head banger
He whipped his head around so fast
He gave himself a concussion
Dude you better slow down
You're giving me a f****** headache
You know that s*** can't be good for your brain
Head banger! [x4]
You know that s*** can't be good for your brain