Penguins on the Moon Lyrics

I've built a Rocket
to take us into s***e.
We just thought f*** it
let's leave this frosty place.
I'm a penguin scientist
To explore the distant moon.
We're quite excited.
We're going pretty soon.
We're taking a long trip
Trying to stay hip
Getting a fresh grip
Anywhere's better than here
We're starting a new life
Without the pack ice
Up in the blue sky
Don't you worry, There's no hurry
We can wait all day

In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon.
We'll make a better day
In our own penguin way
In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon
Believe me now there'll be
Penguins on the Moon.

Now I'm the Capt,
I'm the leader of this trip
And my name's Alfredo
Yes, you'd call him my sidekick
We've got two...
...twins here.
Bob is one...
...and Burt is Two.
That rhyme couldn't be flimsier.
But at least it got us through.
We're building a new ship
Shaped like a tulip
Painting a blue tip
Anything's better than pink
We'll be on the telly
Can we have jelly?
Where are my Wellies?
No you dummy, It'll be sunny
Let me here you say,

In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon.
We'll make a better day
In our own penguin way
In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon
Believe me now there'll be
Penguins on the Moon.
I'm looking forward with great expectancy
To find a new life without an icy sea
There'll be no nasty sharks or hungry leopard seals,
Who's coming first I say?
Me!
No, me!
No, me!

Our rocket's ready
As cunning as it's planned
But it's not too steady
'Cos it's built with flippers instead of hands.

In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon.
We'll make a better day
In our own penguin way
In year two thousand there'll be penguins on the moon
Believe me now there'll be
Penguins on the Moon
Penguins on the Moon
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