Funky Birthday Cake Lyrics

one year for my birthday
i got a funky cake
it looked exactly ordinary
but it had fallen in the lake
funky birthday cake
that is what i called it
wouldn't even take a dime to bake
it wasn't even worth it

i took that birthday cake
and i smashed it against the wall
from then on i told my mom to make
no funky birthday cake at all
funky birthday cake
that is what i called it
wouldn't even take a dime to bake
it wasn't even worth it

funky birthday cake
that is what i called it
wouldn't even take a dime to bake
it wasn't even god d*** worth it