She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's,
Tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
My life is a story of trials and jailbait
Why do I have a bisexual cellmate?
I told some hoe to get naked
Now I'm in jail,
And I'm gettin' b*** raped, and
Shoulda told her to show me some ID
Before I know it,
She was suckin' on my "D"
In prison, I can't get into a gang
So I'm gettin' gang raped by Mexicans
I f***** up my life
Her b******* was tight
But not worth doin' time
'cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine
I was up in her b***, b***
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my d***, d***
Givin' me b*******
Now I'm gettin' s**,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
When I was gettin' laid,
Her age was of no concern
Now I'm gettin' AIDS
Them gays are takin' turns
And I just wish them homies would stop rapin' my cornhole
Come on ya'll
Go play basketball
How could I have ever known
That the hoe is underage
I just wanted her to give me and my friends a couple handjobs
Yeah
I was all up in her m***
I guess grass on the field isn't enough
I got a Jewish lawyer when I went to court
But my judge knew exactly who I was
And since when should a woman be allowed to be a judge?
They're all dumb
She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
If you ever got a hoe to take her pants off
And then the cops takin' you away in handcuffs
And Chris Hansen's sayin' "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"
Ninja please
I shoulda never old a hoe to take her pants off
I shoulda never nutted up inside her a******
Because the s**** in her b*** was evidence against me
She told me she was forty three
She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
I was up in her b***, b***
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my d***, d***
Givin' me b*******
Now I'm gettin' s**,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
In the case of the pople VS Rucka Rucka Ali
The defendant is found guilty
Enjoy getting your b*** f***** by a man with amny tattoos and questionable citizinship
Suck my b****
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone black's,
Tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
My life is a story of trials and jailbait
Why do I have a bisexual cellmate?
I told some hoe to get naked
Now I'm in jail,
And I'm gettin' b*** raped, and
Shoulda told her to show me some ID
Before I know it,
She was suckin' on my "D"
In prison, I can't get into a gang
So I'm gettin' gang raped by Mexicans
I f***** up my life
Her b******* was tight
But not worth doin' time
'cause now I'm gettin' boned in mine
I was up in her b***, b***
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my d***, d***
Givin' me b*******
Now I'm gettin' s**,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
When I was gettin' laid,
Her age was of no concern
Now I'm gettin' AIDS
Them gays are takin' turns
And I just wish them homies would stop rapin' my cornhole
Come on ya'll
Go play basketball
How could I have ever known
That the hoe is underage
I just wanted her to give me and my friends a couple handjobs
Yeah
I was all up in her m***
I guess grass on the field isn't enough
I got a Jewish lawyer when I went to court
But my judge knew exactly who I was
And since when should a woman be allowed to be a judge?
They're all dumb
She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
If you ever got a hoe to take her pants off
And then the cops takin' you away in handcuffs
And Chris Hansen's sayin' "Why don't you have a seat here with me?"
Ninja please
I shoulda never old a hoe to take her pants off
I shoulda never nutted up inside her a******
Because the s**** in her b*** was evidence against me
She told me she was forty three
She was lickin' my nuts, nuts
Eatin' my skeet, skeet
Now I'm locked up, up
Beatin' my meat, meat
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
We was sippin' on yak, yak
She takin' her clothes off
Now someone blacks, tellin' me to bend over
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
I was up in her b***, b***
Slappin' them cheeks, cheeks
Now I'm gettin' love
From a guy named Jesus
Open my eyes, yeah
She was only seventeen
She was lickin' my d***, d***
Givin' me b*******
Now I'm gettin' s**,
When I'm droppin' the soap, and
I realize, yeah
She was only seventeen
In the case of the pople VS Rucka Rucka Ali
The defendant is found guilty
Enjoy getting your b*** f***** by a man with amny tattoos and questionable citizinship
Suck my b****