Oh hello please
You can call me DJ Not Nice
I run a dry cleaning service in Detroit
You want black belt?
$10 Cash
No ticket, no laundry
Here we go.
Ching Chang Chong
oh yeah
Ching Chang Chong
I smack a b**** if I have to tell her twice.
Here we go everybody, help me sing this song
Rucka Rucka Ali, #1 in USA
I talk like ching chang chong, you walk into my store
then hurry up and buy, this is America.
They call me Jackie Chan
I come here from Japan
I talk like ching chang chong
Welcome, sing my song.
I got that how you cow
I give you eggroll now
Don't care if you want steak
I give you by mistake
You want some wantom soup?
I give you eggdrop oops
I talk like ching chang chong
Don't f*** with viet cong
With my ninja supplies, I catch you by surprise
I throw my ninja dagger, hit you between the eyes.
I cook my black eyed peas
While the black guy pees
Please wear a black tie please
I tell the black guy peace
I use my kung fu grip to slap your b****'s t***.
My people come to your village
And tear your heart to bits.
I teach you Tae Kwon Do
You come to my condo
I cook up crack, you smoke?
You think I be some joke?
If you think I'm chinese
I be like ninja please
My people come from China
But we not from Beijing.
We won olympic games, because you wimps can't play
My people wear diapers
No time for bathroom break, ching chong.
Ninjas In the place, do the ching chang chong.
Throw your nunchucks in the air
Rucka likes sideways v*****
Call me DJ Not Nice
I eat no food but rice
Ancient Korean recipe
I get from Jesus Christ.
Have you achieved the Zen?
I give you 2 for 10
We drink 2 Heineken
I be your chinese friend.
You b****** grind on me
But not if you Taiwanese
I make you b****** cry
With cream of some young guy
I eat my ramen cup
Where did my mom end up?
I left her in Tokyo.
Those Filipino s****.
I don't like Kim Jung il
He try to get me killed
He fire blank missle
All up close in my grill
Wait, who just bombed Detroit?
The city's been destroyed
It was the japanese!
Harro remember me?
m************s in this b****
Do the ching chang chong, yeah!
It would be great honor to enter every v***** in this party
I have disgraced my father for every v***** I have not entered...
...by force.
Open seasame
Seed chicken
Crowded elevator smell different to miget
Confucius say, you ever see ninja turtle movie?
I was the third...
...clansman.
[Laughing]
You can call me DJ Not Nice
I run a dry cleaning service in Detroit
You want black belt?
$10 Cash
No ticket, no laundry
Here we go.
Ching Chang Chong
oh yeah
Ching Chang Chong
I smack a b**** if I have to tell her twice.
Here we go everybody, help me sing this song
Rucka Rucka Ali, #1 in USA
I talk like ching chang chong, you walk into my store
then hurry up and buy, this is America.
They call me Jackie Chan
I come here from Japan
I talk like ching chang chong
Welcome, sing my song.
I got that how you cow
I give you eggroll now
Don't care if you want steak
I give you by mistake
You want some wantom soup?
I give you eggdrop oops
I talk like ching chang chong
Don't f*** with viet cong
With my ninja supplies, I catch you by surprise
I throw my ninja dagger, hit you between the eyes.
I cook my black eyed peas
While the black guy pees
Please wear a black tie please
I tell the black guy peace
I use my kung fu grip to slap your b****'s t***.
My people come to your village
And tear your heart to bits.
I teach you Tae Kwon Do
You come to my condo
I cook up crack, you smoke?
You think I be some joke?
If you think I'm chinese
I be like ninja please
My people come from China
But we not from Beijing.
We won olympic games, because you wimps can't play
My people wear diapers
No time for bathroom break, ching chong.
Ninjas In the place, do the ching chang chong.
Throw your nunchucks in the air
Rucka likes sideways v*****
Call me DJ Not Nice
I eat no food but rice
Ancient Korean recipe
I get from Jesus Christ.
Have you achieved the Zen?
I give you 2 for 10
We drink 2 Heineken
I be your chinese friend.
You b****** grind on me
But not if you Taiwanese
I make you b****** cry
With cream of some young guy
I eat my ramen cup
Where did my mom end up?
I left her in Tokyo.
Those Filipino s****.
I don't like Kim Jung il
He try to get me killed
He fire blank missle
All up close in my grill
Wait, who just bombed Detroit?
The city's been destroyed
It was the japanese!
Harro remember me?
m************s in this b****
Do the ching chang chong, yeah!
It would be great honor to enter every v***** in this party
I have disgraced my father for every v***** I have not entered...
...by force.
Open seasame
Seed chicken
Crowded elevator smell different to miget
Confucius say, you ever see ninja turtle movie?
I was the third...
...clansman.
[Laughing]