Intro Lyrics

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Welcome to The Mint

Hey girl, you ain't got time to powder your nose
You could take a second to straighten the seems on 'em silky black hose
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If I was you, what I would do
I'd fasten the seatbelt in my booth
And with the nail on my pinky finger
Get the spinach off that new gold tooth
'Cause we're swiftly approaching the moment of truth

Now, without further ado
It's my honor and privilege to introduce to you
For their stint at The Mint
The Royal Crown Revue