All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs a*** and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your f*** take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this t*** ?
He's a c***, he's a c***, he's a C-U-N-T c***,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up c**** and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the f****** puff.
You've never heard of this human t***, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of c*** as well,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He's a c***, he's a c***, he's a C-U-N-T c***,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up c**** and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he f***** her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of b******s,
Basically I'm a c***.
I'm a c***, I'm a c***, I'm a C-U-N-T c***,
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
I'm a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And I wear my trousers back to front
And I fart up c**** and I'm riddled with pox,
Cos basically I'm a c***.
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, a f****** big fat c***.
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs a*** and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your f*** take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this t*** ?
He's a c***, he's a c***, he's a C-U-N-T c***,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up c**** and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the f****** puff.
You've never heard of this human t***, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of c*** as well,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He's a c***, he's a c***, he's a C-U-N-T c***,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up c**** and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a c***.
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he f***** her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of b******s,
Basically I'm a c***.
I'm a c***, I'm a c***, I'm a C-U-N-T c***,
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
I'm a little d*** teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and b*** her f****,
And I wear my trousers back to front
And I fart up c**** and I'm riddled with pox,
Cos basically I'm a c***.
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, a f****** big fat c***.