I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short f*****,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know.
But you tall f****** got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short f****** gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
Hello my name is Carlos.
I want to make love to you.
I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say.
Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay.
Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say.
Heh,you drunk f******'ll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will f*** it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo."
One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be?
Who will be my s**y girl?I will find you s**y girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,
who will it be?
Who will be my s**y girl?I want my s**y girl right now,where is she?
I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend.
Come to Carlos.
Look at you!
I like you s**y girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you.
I tell-Here's whats going to happen.
I will spank your hiney,like this.
You will really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say!
We will have fun.
Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over!
(hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay.
Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a little trick.
I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay?
No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear.
And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay.
She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy.
I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos.
Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it does not work.
A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.
Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,
put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is h**** juice.It'll make you very h****,be careful.Taste.
You are h****,huh?Ahaha.I will be h**** with you.I will be a little more h**** than you.
Oh,he wants to be h**** too.
We will have a threesome!
Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha
I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are h**** right now.
I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I walk on to the stage,
Tonight I turn another page,
Another nitch up in my cup,
I will sit down in your lap,
Look at you you turn me o-oon,
I squeeze your b**** when we're alo-oone
I am caught up in your trap...
I hope she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play.
Thanks for coming out,Good Night!
But you tall f****** got it good when it comes to walking in the bedroom,just dropping your drawers."Oh my god what the fu-"You know.We,Us short f****** gotta be creative.I came up with something.Put on a wig,and talk with an accent.I brought my wig with me,I'd like to share it with you:
Hello my name is Carlos.
I want to make love to you.
I want you to get on the bed,and take off your panties,do as i say.
Hurry girlfriend,right now,okay.
Then I want you to pretend that your feet hate each other,do as i say.
Heh,you drunk f******'ll try to use that line tonight.Every one of you will f*** it up too "Get up dere on the bed and pretend your feet stink.Well I can't remember what he sed just get your panties off!!I want a lil pootie poo."
One of you girls tonight will be lucky enough to have your hiney spanked by Carlos.Who will it be?
Who will be my s**y girl?I will find you s**y girl and you will come.And when you come you will come again,
who will it be?
Who will be my s**y girl?I want my s**y girl right now,where is she?
I like you,right there,hiding behind your boyfriend.
Come to Carlos.
Look at you!
I like you s**y girl where did you get that dress?Right now I tell you.
I tell-Here's whats going to happen.
I will spank your hiney,like this.
You will really like this-Don't fight it,do as i say!
We will have fun.
Come to Carlos,right now.Bend over this chair,do as i say.Bend over!
(hoh)Man!Over-achiever,I love her!Oh wai-I li-oh-It's okay,I play,I play,she attack me,you saw,okay.
Ummm,when you bend over,I would like to do a little trick.
I would like to make my weiner dissapear,okay?
No no,no no,it's okay,it's okay,it's okay,it will reappear.
And then dissapear again,really fast,it's o-Aye!I play!She attack me,you saw,okay.
She can't keep her hands off me,look at that,okay.Crazy.
I tell you what,you don't want to do that,I tell you what.Lay on Carlos.
Come,lay on Carlos!It's fun,come to-Come!Bouncy ride,bouncy ride,come on.Lay on Carlos!Okay,okay,okay.Sometimes it does not work.
A woman needs a little romance,I will give it to her.I tell you what.Get on your chair,just like this,it's okay.
Give me that,I tell you what,give me that water,right there.Here,I'll give you a little something,make you,
put you in the mood.This is,uh,this is h**** juice.It'll make you very h****,be careful.Taste.
You are h****,huh?Ahaha.I will be h**** with you.I will be a little more h**** than you.
Oh,he wants to be h**** too.
We will have a threesome!
Jesus Christ Vah!!!Ahahahahaha
I like you.You will fall in love before it's over,don't fight it.You are h**** right now.
I tell you what I will do,I will sing to you:
As I walk on to the stage,
Tonight I turn another page,
Another nitch up in my cup,
I will sit down in your lap,
Look at you you turn me o-oon,
I squeeze your b**** when we're alo-oone
I am caught up in your trap...
I hope she dont give me the clap
Okay,I play.
Thanks for coming out,Good Night!