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Beige Curtains Lyrics

I'm sorry for that time I had an idea
I'm sorry for that time I told a joke
I didn't mean to step all over your ego
It's my fault that my heart broke
I'm glad I got to meet your brand new girlfriend
All I have to say is wow
I can't believe you met a match so perfect
You must feel like a big man now

Your new girlfriend's like a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own silent, malleable furniture
I wish I was that way

I'm sorry for that time I had an opinion
I'm sorry for that time I had a goal
I don't want to detract from your powerful presence
By admitting that I have a soul
It must be nice to feel so smart and superior
It must be good to know that she won't leave
And she won't notice when you f*** other people
Or at least that's what she lets you believe

'Cause your new girlfriend's like a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own giggly, undemanding seat filler
I wish I was that way
If I was like her maybe I would have
The ultimate prize that is you
Just dampen my essence and learn to want nothing
Then all my dreams could come true
And who needs me when I have you

Your new girlfriend is a pair of beige curtains
Not good, not bad, just there
I couldn't pick her out of a lineup
She's as special as air

Your new girlfriend is linoleum tile
Not hot, not not, just gray
Your own pointless, dumpy little blowup doll
I wish I was that way
I wish I was that way
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