Accidental s*** Lyrics

I'm a w**** in girlfriends clothing
Didn't you know it till last night
I went to a birthday party
What I saw just wasn't right
Six guys stood around the pool
All of them had dated me
Some of them I'd come to knowing
??? degrees of dignity
Wondering how this had happended
I just stood there paralysed
Trying to recall how each thing fizzled
And suddenly I realised

I'm everyones type till they get to know me
After that not so much
Maybe the world is trying to show me
Be more careful what I touch
Cause all the men that I have dated
The numbers have accumulated
I've become an accidental s***

My mom says there's two types of girls
The ones men f*** and the ones they marry
It had not occured to me
I might be in the former category
Cause I really didn't mean for this to happen
My intentions were pure with all six
With the t**le of w****-faced f****** hoe-bag
Doesn't come with an asterisk
Don't know exactly how this happended
When my judgment disappeared
But somewhere along the way
s*** got weird

Now I'm everyones type till they get to know me
After that not so much
Maybe the world is trying to show me
It's time to downshift my clutch
Cause all the men that I have dated
The numbers have accumulated
I've become an accidental s***
I guess my cat's out of the bag
So I might as well embrace it
Cause once pandora's left your box
There's no way to erase it

And I'm everyones type till they get to know me
After that not so much
I'll try not to let it grow me
I pretend the boys just a scratch
Cause all the men that I have dated
The numbers have accumulated
I've become an accidental s***