Six-Foot Teddy Bear Lyrics

When I walk into work i'm leadin' with my chest
skull and bones tatoo and a harley vest
right up til i clock out i'm known as mr. tough
but when i pull in that drive
i see pig tails and them puppy dog eyes
i metamorphasize
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into a six foot teddy bear
youngins runnin' every where
"honey dos" ,"daddy please"
huggin and kissin me
more than enough to make any grown man melt
barbie doll, bubble baths
wearing mickey mouse's hats
saying prayers, singing songs
spongebob marathon and on and on
and when they get done with me
oh anyone can see
standin' there
is a six foot teddy bear

I won that blue ribbon on a double-dog-dare
the he-man competition down at the county fair
instant home town hero
but what they dont know
all it ever takes
to put me right back in my place
is a little smiley face
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and i'm a six foot teddy bear
youngins runnin' every where
"honey dos" ,"daddy please"
huggin and kissin me
more than enough to make any grown man melt
barbie doll, bubble baths
wearing mickey mouse's hats
saying prayers, singing songs
spongebob marathon and on and on
and when they get done with me
oh anyone can see
standin' there
is a six foot teddy bear
oh, another tea party read dr.seuss
yeah tuck em into bed
if all guys down at work only knew
last night they painted my toe nails red

***Chorus***
i'm a six foot teddy bear
youngins runnin' every where
huggin and kissin me
"honey do" ,"daddy please"
more than enough to make any grown man melt
barbie doll, bubble baths
wearing mickey mouse's hats
saying prayers, singing songs
spongebob marathon and on and on
and when they get done with me
oh anyone can see
standin' there
is a six foot teddy bear
oh im a six foot teddy bear